pretty much on (semi-)hiatus indefinitely
18 | pansexual | australia
too busy for anything


*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

Give me two fictional characters you think are my parents.


#points if you go into how their parenting styles work together and what they fight over #how they balance each other out #are they coparenting or is it a divorced parents scenario #if the latter who do I stay with on the weekends #yes this is good


i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away


my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

cosmo tip #600


if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die


isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”-Kendra Wells (via staininyourbrain)
Feminism is not about who opens the jar.

It is not about who pays for the date. It is not about who moves the couch. It is not about who kills the bugs. It is not about who cooks the dinner. It’s not even about who stays home with the kids, as long as the decision was made together, after thinking carefully about your situation and coming to an agreement that makes sense for your particular marriage and family.

It is about making sure that nobody ever has to do anything by “default” because of their gender. The stronger person should move the couch. The person who enjoys cooking more, has more time for it, and/or is better at it should do the cooking. Sometimes the stronger person is male, sometimes not. Sometimes the person who is best suited for cooking is female, sometimes not. You should do what works.

But it is also about letting people know that it is okay to change. If you’re a woman who wants to become stronger, that’s great. If you’re a man who wants to learn how to cook, that’s also great. You might start out with a relationship where the guy opens all the jars and the girl cooks all the meals, but you might find that you want to try something else. So try it.-4 ignorant delusions people have about feminism (via brutereason)



Hello friends, this is Momo Chicken and she is one of my friend and former roommate’s cats. She is amazing, chirpy, and silly. I love this cat so much I named my own orange cat after her, Curry Chicken.

But unfortunately, she has breast cancer, and needs a mastectomy ASAP.

If you could toss a few bucks her way or at least share this with your friends, that would be great. Momo has already survived breast cancer once, and needs help to keep on.

You can donate here at her gofundme.

Reblogging because Momo is my dear baby and I don’t want her to die. ._.

…and the mass market for bananas is not ready for bananas with seeds.-YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT