*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one
i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away
my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
Hello friends, this is Momo Chicken and she is one of my friend and former roommate’s cats. She is amazing, chirpy, and silly. I love this cat so much I named my own orange cat after her, Curry Chicken.
But unfortunately, she has breast cancer, and needs a mastectomy ASAP.
If you could toss a few bucks her way or at least share this with your friends, that would be great. Momo has already survived breast cancer once, and needs help to keep on.
You can donate here at her gofundme.
Reblogging because Momo is my dear baby and I don’t want her to die. ._.